I thought it'd be fun to play a little game with Joseph, so I threw out some random topics to him and told him to tell me the first thing that came to his mind.
That went....well, just read for yourself.
Me(as in Lauren): "Yoga pants" (He claims this is supposed to be a compliment. Somehow it didn't read.)
You(as in Joseph): "Luckiest man in the world." (Making up for that yoga pants comment, there, are we?)
Marriage: "Partners in crime." (We've only committed like 3...4 crimes, tops!)
Blogging: "Waste of time" (Thanks?)
FL/GA Line: "Terrible"
Food: "How many calories are in it?" (Yes, he's serious. He counts every calorie he puts in his mouth. This is how he's lost 50+ pounds in the last 7 months.)
Drink: "Diet Mountain Dew"
Money: "There's never enough."
Football: "Roll Tide!"
TV Show: "Kardashians" (face palm)
Sex: "Is it Saturday?" (Somebody's got jokes!)
Facebook: "TMI"
iPhone: "My love" (I get yoga pants, the iPhone is his love. Super.)
Dance Moms: "Ugh...hate that show."
*This and other uber-flattering pictures sprinkled in at my discretion. Maybe next time you'll think harder about some of your answers. Toooootally love you, babe!*
Continuing on....
Working Out: "Never"
Shopping: "Are you sure that's all we need?" ('Cause we make like 37 trips to the store a week!)
Auburn: "Sucks"
Jalapeños: "Yum"
Skinny jeans: "On men? disgusting."
Yard work: "I'll pay for someone to do it." (And he does)
Kids: "I want more." (You're on your own with that one, bud.)
That went....well, just read for yourself.
And of course, this is my blog and I can expand upon or explain some of these if I so choose. :)
You(as in Joseph): "Luckiest man in the world." (Making up for that yoga pants comment, there, are we?)
Marriage: "Partners in crime." (We've only committed like 3...4 crimes, tops!)
Blogging: "Waste of time" (Thanks?)
Food: "How many calories are in it?" (Yes, he's serious. He counts every calorie he puts in his mouth. This is how he's lost 50+ pounds in the last 7 months.)
Drink: "Diet Mountain Dew"
Money: "There's never enough."
Football: "Roll Tide!"
Sex: "Is it Saturday?" (Somebody's got jokes!)
Facebook: "TMI"
iPhone: "My love" (I get yoga pants, the iPhone is his love. Super.)
Dance Moms: "Ugh...hate that show."
Continuing on....
Working Out: "Never"
Shopping: "Are you sure that's all we need?" ('Cause we make like 37 trips to the store a week!)
Auburn: "Sucks"
Jalapeños: "Yum"
Skinny jeans: "On men? disgusting."
Yard work: "I'll pay for someone to do it." (And he does)
Favorite song: "My Song from Moulin Rouge"
(moving along)
Onions: "Did you make it without them?"
Kanye West: "Poser"
Ice cream: "Ice Dream Cone from Chick-fil-a. Small. 170 calories." (like I said, every. single. calorie.)
Decorating: "Waste of time."
Vegas: "I should've listened to my wife." (When his wife said put it on red, not black!)
Capri pants: "Soccer mom."
MC Hammer: "Pass." (seriously? I left you wide open for something along the lines of "Can't touch this!")
Capri pants: "Soccer mom."
MC Hammer: "Pass." (seriously? I left you wide open for something along the lines of "Can't touch this!")
Thanks for playing my game, babe.
I love you, but this will probably be the only time I ever ask you to play.
I love you, but this will probably be the only time I ever ask you to play.
LOL, love the calorie counting!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha at the sweater vests!!! I hate that sweater vest he wears every weekend now. It is a travesty!
ReplyDeleteThis post was hilarious!